Posted on by The Official Corporate Clash Blogpost Narrator Person
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We have something special for you!
Valentoon’s Day has arrived once again, a time when Toons gather to share love and friendship with each other. But wait, where has Rose S.R. Redd gone? Rose? Are you there?
Ahem.
ROSE! WHERE ARE YOU!?! THE PEOPLE OF CORPORATE CLASH NEED YOU!
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She didn’t show up, did she..?
Hmm… well, this is a bit awkward. Typically this is where the narrator hands off to the wacky and eccentric “Character Of The Moment” and things proceed as normal, with a few laughs to be had, and perhaps some heartfelt and insightful in-lore moments too as we share news about what’s new. I suppose I should make the most out of this occasion. In fact… I HAVE AN IDEA!
Yes! That’s it! This is my moment to shine! The Corporate Clash Official Blogpost Narrator is no longer just that, I get to be the main character for once, and I get to make the rules! Toons are cool and all, but they feel plenty of love and friendship on a day-to-day basis, but what about the Cogs? There must be something deep down inside of those cold, unfeeling, corporate robot bodies of theirs, right?
No time to consult the Lore Writing team, we must act quickly if we are to see this through before anyone notices! Corporate Clash community, this one’s for you. Enjoy these Valentoon’s Day cards from all 16 Manager Boss Cogs!
