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System Requirements

MacOS

MacOS Version Machine Production Year
Recommended: macOS 14 Sonoma 2019 or newer
(Apple Silicon Macs are supported through Rosetta.)
Required: macOS 11 Big Sur 2017 or newer

You can find your production year by going to "About This Mac", see HT201581.

Windows

Recommended
OS: Windows 10 / 11 64-bit
CPU: Intel 8th Gen Processor (Coffee Lake) / AMD Ryzen 2nd Gen CPU
GPU: Nvidia GeForce 10 series / AMD Radeon RX 500 / Vega series
Total RAM: 8GB
Minimum
OS: Windows 10 64-bit
CPU: Intel 6th Gen Processor (Skylake) / AMD Ryzen 1st Gen CPU
GPU: One of:
  • Integrated: Intel / AMD Integrated GPU
  • Discrete: Nvidia GeForce 900 series / AMD Radeon 300 series
Total RAM: 6GB
Storage: At least 2GB of free storage; SSD is recommended
Internet Connection: At least 20 Mbps download / 5Mbps upload

Release Notes

See past releases

Beta v1.12.2 [October 21st, 2026]

Apologies for the confusion caused by Halloween only being partially active - the game automatically enables some holiday features while other features need the game to be taken down, then manually enabled. We plan to have a better system for enabling holidays in the future. With that being said, Halloween has been fully re-enabled! This year's Halloween event is mostly a rerun as we continue progress on other updates.

Halloween

  • Count Erfit has returned once more, ready to test your mettle and your muscles at his abode in Polar Place!
    • His battle allows level 6 Gags at most and is balanced around having 80-85 Laff. If your Gags are a little under par, fear not - his battle has its ways to still make them helpful.
  • Reid Stock and Lynn Decisive are back again to sell clothing, accessories, profile poses, furniture, and more! These are purchased with Shkrafting Materials, which can be earned in the following ways:
    • A bundle of materials can occasionally be caught from fishing.
    • 200 Jellybeans can be converted into 5 Shkrafting Materials of your choice in the Shtickerbook.
    • Defeating street managers, regional managers, or the Litigation Team. To see how many bundles of materials each of them drop, hover over the magnifying glass in their Cog Gallery profile.

Tweaks

  • Updated textures for the Matriarchal Monarch outfit, Suspicious Salesman outfit, and Battle Body outfit.
    • Also added a skirt variant for the Matriarchal Monarch outfit.
  • Gave some tweaks to Rainmaker's Halloween appearance and Pacesetter's Halloween appearance.

Bug Fixes

  • Fixed an issue where Derrick Man would only say "Take a breather. Drinks are on me." when using Refinement.
  • Fixed an issue where Derrick Hand would only say "It's important to stay adequately oiled when defeating Toons." when using Refinement.
  • Fixed an issue where several of Duck Shuffler's lines weren't showing up.
  • Fixed a stray period appearing in one of Treekiller's lines when using Fired: "Yah bettah 'ave bought some marshmallows!"
  • Fixed an issue where Featherbedder couldn't use this Halloween-specific line when Insomnia is activated: "SCREEEEEEEEEECH!"
  • Added missing Halloween face-off dialogue for Prethinker and Rainmaker (which can only be seen in the Cog Gallery).
  • Fixed an issue where Multislacker would only say "I don't have the energy to attack you right now." for his Zero Task cheat.
  • Fixed an issue where Multislacker couldn't say this Halloween-specific line when Mandatory Lunch ends: "Oh, there's still trick-or-treaters here?"
  • Fixed Chainsaw Consultant's Halloween-specific "AXEING PROTOCOL: ENGAGED." line being combined with another line.