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You may need to download the Visual Studio 2015 redistributables (you will need both EXE files installed) if you receive an error regarding "msvcp140.dll".

Download MacOS

Try the new launcher!

This launcher might have more bugs, but supports the newer launcher authentication system. It will replace the old launcher once it's stable.

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MacOS coming soon

System Requirements

MacOS Version Production Year


MacOS 10.13 High Sierra Early 2016 or newer
Required: MacOS 10.12 Sierra Late 2014 or newer

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Version Processor Memory/RAM Graphics Processor
Recommended: Windows 10 64-bit Quad-Core processor or better 6 GB Dedicated graphics card with 1GB Graphics Memory
Required: Windows 7 64-bit Dual-Core processor 4 GB Intel Integrated Graphics with 512MB Graphics Memory

Release Notes

Past Releases


april fools, release notes brought to you by sads the skelecog

  • that's right. you read that correctly.

toony stuff

  • music is far more A E T H S T E T I C
  • main menu is far more A E T H S T E T I C
  • gags are N O T A E T H S T E T I C, but they are reversed.
  • toon tips have been rewritten by me, sads the skelecog.
  • new speedchat phrases.
  • various gags have gotten reskins or renames in the spirit of april toons.
  • some weird indie sandbox game managed to find its way into the game's assets. so cogs sound... weird and stuff.
  • implemented soon™.
  • 1 laff ubers are back. in case you want to be like me.
  • all the playgrounds have been renamed to be more straight to the point.
  • elphabat is back, and trading halloween stuff for materials.
  • all important font is now in comic sans.
  • tubby has one final cruel joke for all of you. jump sounds are back. and they are permanent. maybe. i dont know. we'll see.

rest in pepperoni

  • some words got blacklisted
  • new gag gui is gone. :crab:
  • removed soon™


  • count erclaim is dead, and you killed him. something else takes his place. but im still here.
  • the c.f.o. took a well deserved vacation after dealing with john robolt's departure. the chief of dollars is filling in for him instead.
  • my fight is a lot more interesting.
  • there is another boss that doesn't follow the rules in town.


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  • The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
  • The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
  • [beep]
  • A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
  • [ding]
  • Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
  • The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
  • The test will begin on the word start.
  • On your mark, get ready, start.