april fools, release notes brought to you by sads the skelecog

  • that's right. you read that correctly.

toony stuff

  • music is far more A E T H S T E T I C
  • main menu is far more A E T H S T E T I C
  • gags are N O T A E T H S T E T I C, but they are reversed.
  • toon tips have been rewritten by me, sads the skelecog.
  • new speedchat phrases.
  • various gags have gotten reskins or renames in the spirit of april toons.
  • some weird indie sandbox game managed to find its way into the game's assets. so cogs sound... weird and stuff.
  • implemented soon™.
  • 1 laff ubers are back. in case you want to be like me.
  • all the playgrounds have been renamed to be more straight to the point.
  • elphabat is back, and trading halloween stuff for materials.
  • all important font is now in comic sans.
  • tubby has one final cruel joke for all of you. jump sounds are back. and they are permanent. maybe. i dont know. we'll see.

rest in pepperoni

  • some words got blacklisted
  • new gag gui is gone. :crab:
  • removed soon™


  • count erclaim is dead, and you killed him. something else takes his place. but im still here.
  • the c.f.o. took a well deserved vacation after dealing with john robolt's departure. the chief of dollars is filling in for him instead.
  • my fight is a lot more interesting.
  • there is another boss that doesn't follow the rules in town.


  • The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
  • The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
  • The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
  • [beep]
  • A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
  • [ding]
  • Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
  • The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
  • The test will begin on the word start.
  • On your mark, get ready, start.

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