Version:

Beta v1.12.2 [October 21st, 2026]

Apologies for the confusion caused by Halloween only being partially active - the game automatically enables some holiday features while other features need the game to be taken down, then manually enabled. We plan to have a better system for enabling holidays in the future. With that being said, Halloween has been fully re-enabled! This year's Halloween event is mostly a rerun as we continue progress on other updates.

Halloween

  • Count Erfit has returned once more, ready to test your mettle and your muscles at his abode in Polar Place!
    • His battle allows level 6 Gags at most and is balanced around having 80-85 Laff. If your Gags are a little under par, fear not - his battle has its ways to still make them helpful.
  • Reid Stock and Lynn Decisive are back again to sell clothing, accessories, profile poses, furniture, and more! These are purchased with Shkrafting Materials, which can be earned in the following ways:
    • A bundle of materials can occasionally be caught from fishing.
    • 200 Jellybeans can be converted into 5 Shkrafting Materials of your choice in the Shtickerbook.
    • Defeating street managers, regional managers, or the Litigation Team. To see how many bundles of materials each of them drop, hover over the magnifying glass in their Cog Gallery profile.

Tweaks

  • Updated textures for the Matriarchal Monarch outfit, Suspicious Salesman outfit, and Battle Body outfit.
    • Also added a skirt variant for the Matriarchal Monarch outfit.
  • Gave some tweaks to Rainmaker's Halloween appearance and Pacesetter's Halloween appearance.

Bug Fixes

  • Fixed an issue where Derrick Man would only say "Take a breather. Drinks are on me." when using Refinement.
  • Fixed an issue where Derrick Hand would only say "It's important to stay adequately oiled when defeating Toons." when using Refinement.
  • Fixed an issue where several of Duck Shuffler's lines weren't showing up.
  • Fixed a stray period appearing in one of Treekiller's lines when using Fired: "Yah bettah 'ave bought some marshmallows!"
  • Fixed an issue where Featherbedder couldn't use this Halloween-specific line when Insomnia is activated: "SCREEEEEEEEEECH!"
  • Added missing Halloween face-off dialogue for Prethinker and Rainmaker (which can only be seen in the Cog Gallery).
  • Fixed an issue where Multislacker would only say "I don't have the energy to attack you right now." for his Zero Task cheat.
  • Fixed an issue where Multislacker couldn't say this Halloween-specific line when Mandatory Lunch ends: "Oh, there's still trick-or-treaters here?"
  • Fixed Chainsaw Consultant's Halloween-specific "AXEING PROTOCOL: ENGAGED." line being combined with another line.