BREAKING! Sudden Migration of Turkey Toons in Toontown!

Posted on by Professor Flake and Patty Passport

Professor Flake: Good morning, Toontown! My name is Professor Flake of the Precipitation Foundation.

Patty Passport: And I'm Patty Passport, sole owner of the Icy London, Icy France Travel Agency!

Professor Flake: We've been asked by Toon HQ to give a brief interview in order to explain a surprise influx of turkey Toons. What are your thoughts, Miss Passport?

Patty Passport: Surprise?

Professor Flake: Y-Yes. Surprise.

Patty Passport: Doesn't this happen every year around the same time? Fairly consistently? Usually because--

Professor Flake: Perhaps the appearances correlate, but I believe the causes may be different than one expects!

Patty Passport: I'm not so sure--

Professor Flake: You see, turkey Toons are preferential to colder weather, but not weather so frosty that it'll freeze their gizzards off.

Patty Passport: Right, so--

Professor Flake: So they come to Toontown Central near the end of the year, right as winter begins but before it enters full swing! According to my studies, turkey Toons prefer to migrate to our beloved town in the brief window of time after fall and before winter.

Patty Passport: Yes. It's a great time to travel before the holidays.

Professor Flake: Yes, I-- What?

Patty Passport: Turkey Toons are looking for a holiday destination, and they come here. We provide very luxurious travel packages for any Toons aspiring to take a tour of the town, by the way.

Professor Flake: But I thought... hm.

Patty Passport: Y'know that turkey Toons are just like.... Toons, right? Sometimes they come around for the holidays? They're not like Doodles?

Professor Flake: I'll be honest, I haven't seen a turkey Toon in ages.

Patty Passport: If you want to book a holiday vacation, or even stay as a permanent resident, book with the Icy London, Icy France Travel Agency!

Professor Flake: Also I mostly study weather patterns in a place where it's freezing year-round...

Patty Passport: That concludes our expert discussion on the recent migration wave.

Professor Flake: I don't really feel like an expert here.

Patty Passport: Well, uh-- Keep your eyes peeled for any "gobble-gobbles" in your area!

 

Turkey Toons: Coming to a Town Near You?!

We at the Corporate Clash Crew would like to wish everybody a happy Thanksgiving! In celebration, we're once again bringing back the option to select turkey's when creating new Toons. It'll only last until December 5th, so if you're going wild for these warblers, then don't delay! Thanks for reading this far, and once again, we wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. Take care!